The Corporate Imperium of Tzepam is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Samovládec Ján II Užánov with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.532 billion Tzepamnici are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zau. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tzepami economy, worth an astonishing 15,325 trillion Tzepami Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 501,940 Tzepami Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

A historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Tzepami politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tzepam's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Tzepam is ranked 277,507^th in the world and 9^th in Region Inc for Safest, scoring 6.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.