The Queen's State of Tyson Seymour is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 21.267 billion Tyson Seymourians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The very strong Tyson Seymourian economy, worth 618 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 29,082 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 197,724 per year while the poor average 1,562, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, surveillance cameras are banned, voting is voluntary, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tyson Seymour's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tyson Seymour is ranked 259,431^st in the world and 555^th in 0000 for Most Patriotic, with 1.32 flags saluted per person per day.