The Everlasting Dynasty of Bimflurpity is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Yours Truly with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.419 billion Bimflurpityians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Crayon's Land. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bimflurpityian economy, worth 156 trillion Neoskizzles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,270 Neoskizzles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bimflurpity's national animal is the Crayon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Annihixpulsion Of Political Freedom.

Bimflurpity is ranked 135,805^th in the world and 4^th in In The Pursuit of Dollar for Most Patriotic, with 11.53 flags saluted per person per day.