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Thirsty Mercenaries

Population1.71 billion

CurrencyRose
AnimalCassowary

The Federation of Thirsty Mercenaries is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.71 billion Thirsty Mercenariesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thirsty Mercenariesian economy, worth 168 trillion Roses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 98,483 Roses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime is totally unknown. Thirsty Mercenaries's national animal is the Cassowary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Thirsty Mercenaries is ranked 86,881st in the world and 128th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 138,999 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,621stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,227thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,276thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,056thTop
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Most Influential: 13,359thLargest Retail Industry: 14,063rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,767thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,849thMost Developed: 17,721stMost Pacifist: 17,984thMost Secular: 22,438thSmartest Citizens: 24,280th
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Most Politically Free: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thirsty Mercenaries, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.
  • : Following new legislation in Thirsty Mercenaries, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Thirsty Mercenaries, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Thirsty Mercenaries, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate.
  • : Following new legislation in Thirsty Mercenaries, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
  • : Following new legislation in Thirsty Mercenaries, third world countries are rich in "I Love Thirsty Mercenaries City" t-shirts.
  • : Thirsty Mercenaries was endorsed by The Almighty Allirian Kingdom of Allistair Union.
  • : Thirsty Mercenaries was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Thirsty Mercenaries was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Thirsty Mercenaries, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe".

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