The Protectorate of The Yellow Pentagram is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 17.391 billion Yellow Pentagramians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 30.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Yellow Pentagramian economy, worth 60.9 trillion Pentas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 3,503 Pentas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Yellow Pentagram's national animal is the cat.

The Yellow Pentagram is ranked 285,856^th in the world and 2^nd in Wastelands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 95.31 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.