The Federation of The united states of cheeseonia is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 116 million quagagonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Healthcare is also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong united states of cheeseonian economy, worth 5.69 trillion quagagons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 49,082 quagagons, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,651 per year while the poor average 4,151, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, extreme political groups are outlawed, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The united states of cheeseonia's national animal is the quagagonian chitlebug, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The united states of cheeseonia is ranked 129,211^th in the world and 2^nd in cheesy region for Largest Populations, with 116 million Capita.