The Federation of The united states of cheeseonia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 566 million quagagonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong united states of cheeseonian economy, worth 29.9 trillion quagagons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 52,841 quagagons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 240,482 per year while the poor average 7,098, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, extreme political groups are outlawed, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The united states of cheeseonia's national animal is the quagagonian chitlebug.

The united states of cheeseonia is ranked 113,245^th in the world and 3^rd in cheesy region for Highest Drug Use, scoring 48.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.