The 圣公宗的毛思想人民共和国 of The United Kindom under Socialist Rule is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by 毛思想共产党 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.475 billion Maoists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 圣玛丽人民公社. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Maoist economy, worth a remarkable 3,585 trillion 共产镑s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 205,171 共产镑s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, citizens select which government department gets their income tax 共产镑s each year, and government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The United Kindom under Socialist Rule's national animal is the 猫仔, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 爱国圣公会.

The United Kindom under Socialist Rule is ranked 4,226^th in the world and 1^st in The Maoist Communist Party for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 12,649 on the Gilded Widget Scale.