The Ŝtato of Bagojo is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by sĉ Jajdin DAJNI with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.713 billion Bagojanoj are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagojo Urbo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bagoja economy, worth a remarkable 2,372 trillion steloj a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 272,331 steloj, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly", dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the aglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ŝtatismo.

Bagojo is ranked 77,600^th in the world and 2,154^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 100.75 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.