The Republic of The Lexicon Founder is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 39.991 billion Lexiconians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lexicon Founder City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.3%.

The thriving Lexicon Founderian economy, worth a remarkable 2,653 trillion lexicons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 66,351 lexicons, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Loans are available for students from poor families, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Lexicon Founder's national animal is the lexicon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Lexicon Founder is ranked 52,054^th in the world and 11^th in The Lexicon for Safest, scoring 102.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.