Population | 8.713 billion |
Capital | Bagojo Urbo |
Leader | sĉ Jajdin DAJNI |
Faith | ŝtatismo |
Currency | stelo |
Animal | aglo |
The Ŝtato of Bagojo is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by sĉ Jajdin DAJNI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.713 billion Bagojanoj are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagojo Urbo. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bagoja economy, worth a remarkable 2,375 trillion steloj a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 272,679 steloj, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the aglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ŝtatismo.
Bagojo is ranked 76,507th in the world and 2,136th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 101.97 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bagojo was endorsed by The Arborocracy of Ecorania.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Bagojo was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Apotheos.
- : Bagojo was endorsed by The Republic of Infinite Crafts.
- : Bagojo endorsed The Kingdom of Fiuzora.
- : Bagojo endorsed The Democratic Republic of Amazed Land.
- : Bagojo endorsed The Federal Republic of Duvenia.
- : Bagojo endorsed The State of Gorutimania.
- : Bagojo endorsed The Incorporated States of Akand Jang Braihir.
- : Bagojo endorsed The Commonwealth of Riskstan.
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