Population | 30.616 billion |
Capital | Drezhia |
Leader | the Grandmaster of Drezhia |
Faith | the Mysteries of the Masters |
Currency | quasar |
Animal | winged serpent |
The Holy Dominion of The Drezhian Masters is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Grandmaster of Drezhia with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, flagrant waste-dumping, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.616 billion Drezhian Mastersians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drezhia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Drezhian Mastersian economy, worth a remarkable 9,109 trillion quasars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 297,539 quasars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,047,651 per year while the poor average 61,185, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.
Engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of The Drezhian Masters's mid-life crisis, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, and people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Drezhian Masters's national animal is the winged serpent, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Mysteries of the Masters.
The Drezhian Masters is ranked 8,087th in the world and 2nd in Dune for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,366.06 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Drezhian Masters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in The Drezhian Masters, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.
- : Following new legislation in The Drezhian Masters, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
- : The Drezhian Masters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in The Drezhian Masters, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of The Drezhian Masters's mid-life crisis.
- : Following new legislation in The Drezhian Masters, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
- : Following new legislation in The Drezhian Masters, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
- : Following new legislation in The Drezhian Masters, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
- : Following new legislation in The Drezhian Masters, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
- : Following new legislation in The Drezhian Masters, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.