The Republic of Blink blink blink blink blink is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.376 billion Blink blink blink blink blinkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 54.4%.

The Blink blink blink blink blinkian economy, worth 319 trillion florins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,490 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, cities in Blink blink blink blink blink declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, all beauty contests have been banned, and children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blink blink blink blink blink's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Blink blink blink blink blink is ranked 88,838^th in the world and 606^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 92.18 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.