The Chronic Absenteeism of The Designer is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning tribble population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 18.516 billion Esamirans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esamiria. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Esamiran economy, worth 963 trillion Nationstates Standard Crellars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 52,014 Nationstates Standard Crellars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and gigantic new prisons are springing up all over the nation. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Designer's national animal is the tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Designer is ranked 175,494^th in the world and 7,763^rd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.83 law-abiding acts per hour.