The Queen's State of Tehkummah is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 22.742 billion Tehkummahians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Tehkummahian economy, worth 98.2 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,316 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is seen to favor Catholics, elections have been outlawed, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tehkummah's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tehkummah is ranked 195,842^nd in the world and 7^th in Thimphu for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.