The Island of Waifus of Syrixia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Rajesh with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.907 billion Imperials have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pataliputra. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The all-consuming Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 1,398 trillion Mudras a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,560 Mudras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nation-building is the new national pastime, selling bombs to terrorists has become government policy, Syrixia successfully hosted the The North Pacific Olympics, and Emperor Rajesh tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Syrixia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Rakanism.

Syrixia is ranked 235,127^th in the world and 9,637^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.82 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.