The Democratic Republic of Suvmia-26 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.32 billion Suvmia-26ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Suvmia-26ian economy, worth 145 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 43,765 Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 271,477 per year while the poor average 3,037, a ratio of 89.4 to 1.

Nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Suvmia-26's national animal is the Grey Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Suvmia-26 is ranked 243,295^th in the world and 26^th in The Ascendancy Federation for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 602.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.