The United Kingdom of Sul Dos Guri is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Bertolino De Bragança with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.002 billion South Gurienses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Curitiba United Of Pia. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Guriense economy, worth a remarkable 1,235 trillion E-Real Chimarrãoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 246,927 E-Real Chimarrãoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, and genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sul Dos Guri's national animal is the Piá, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Supremacy of the Glorious United Kingdom.

Sul Dos Guri is ranked 3,456^th in the world and 3^rd in Arakeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,377.33 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.