The State of Steuban is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 13.508 billion Steubanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The very strong Steubanian economy, worth 875 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 64,777 betales, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, and Steuban has designated District City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Steuban's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Steuban is ranked 157,390^th in the world and 5^th in Federal Republic of Russia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 988.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.