The Queendom of Starlight Glimmer 134 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.759 billion Starlight Glimmer 134ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.7%.

The strong Starlight Glimmer 134ian economy, worth 487 trillion bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 62,775 bits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 207,391 per year while the poor average 14,210, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Glimmer 134's national animal is the pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Starlight Glimmer 134 is ranked 259,869^th in the world and 4,588^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Beautiful Environments, with 160.56 pounds of wildlife per square mile.