The Holy Empire of Socialist Caeli Pax is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 499 million Caeli Paxians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Socialist Caeli Paxian economy, worth 32.2 trillion Regiis a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,479 Regiis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, sex changes are routinely performed at Socialist Caeli Pax's hospitals, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Caeli Pax's national animal is the Aquila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist Caeli Pax is ranked 132,029^th in the world and 5,548^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 449.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.