The United Socialist States of SovietUnionV3 is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 232 million Soviets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong SovietUnionV3ian economy, worth 15.8 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 68,229 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SovietUnionV3's national animal is the polar bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SovietUnionV3 is ranked 78,508^th in the world and 1^st in The Mpire for Most Corrupt Governments, with 21.3 kickbacks per hour.