The Holy Empire of Sebastiania is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Sebastian Deshayes with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.827 billion Sebastianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kungaholmen. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sebastianian economy, worth 229 trillion Kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,861 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and many in Sebastiania are born in the purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sebastiania's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sebastiania is ranked 227,910^th in the world and 9,435^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 63.56 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.