The Glaswegian Gaggle of Scottish Socialists is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Humza Yousaf with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The democratic, humorless population of 13.168 billion Scots are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glasgow. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Scottish economy, worth a remarkable 2,365 trillion quid a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 179,671 quid, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Love means always having to say you're sorry, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, parents dread their examinations more than their children, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scottish Socialists's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Social Democratic Nationalism.

Scottish Socialists is ranked 287,084^th in the world and 11,259^th in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 3,952.77 Standard Monetary Units.