The Free Republic of Scania- is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 14.163 billion Scanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malmö. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong Scanian economy, worth 924 trillion Kronors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 65,272 Kronors, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,393 per year while the poor average 16,561, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

The government is giving peace a chance, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, airport security is provided by private companies, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Scania-'s new capital. Crime is moderate. Scania-'s national animal is the Goose, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Scania- is ranked 206,773^rd in the world and 2^nd in Nordur for Most Patriotic, with 6.11 flags saluted per person per day.