The State of Rose Spit is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.541 billion Rose Spitters live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The thriving Rose Spitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,446 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 47,372 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 157,085 per year while the poor average 10,664, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Rose Spit has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Rose Spit in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done". Crime is a serious problem. Rose Spit's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Rose Spit is ranked 227,031^st in the world and 6^th in Sao Tome e Principe for Safest, scoring 25.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.