The Multicultural Federation of Hungromania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mihai Atilla with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.167 billion Hungromanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kloz-napoca. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hungromanian economy, worth 239 trillion Pengős a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 75,680 Pengős, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Hungromanian language, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hungromania's national animal is the White Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hungromania is ranked 54,299^th in the world and 1^st in Wingding G for Most Patriotic, with 25.71 flags saluted per person per day.