The Jingoistic States of Lunitanyintinitzgouttopia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 497 million Lunitanyintinitzgouttopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lunitanyintinitzgouttopian economy, worth 66.0 trillion State Issued Compliance Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,734 State Issued Compliance Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities, and biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunitanyintinitzgouttopia's national animal is the Capybara , which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lunitanyintinitzgouttopia is ranked 178,809^th in the world and 2^nd in Helvete for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 45.14 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.