The Defensive Pacifist Nation of Sneaky Bastards is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Julian Kimsey with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 46.004 billion Sneaky Bastardians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — prioritizes Environment, with Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirinona City. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sneaky Bastardsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,426 trillion yen a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,219 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sneaky Bastards's national animal is the hot springs turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is no major religion.

Sneaky Bastards is ranked 290,478^th in the world and 25^th in Space Sector RPRA for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -30.57 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.