The Two Kingdom Union of The Republic of Sloviskia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sir President Illina Tarra with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 8.987 billion Sloviskians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enderson City. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sloviskian economy, worth 948 trillion Skuns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 105,527 Skuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Sloviskia's national animal is the Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Republic of Sloviskia is ranked 19,861^st in the world and 803^rd in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 280.92 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.