The State of Princesa Isabel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.825 billion Princesa Isabelians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.1%.

The very strong Princesa Isabelian economy, worth 400 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 36,977 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, military spending is on the increase, and Princesa Isabel has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Princesa Isabel's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Princesa Isabel is ranked 243,301^st in the world and 12^th in Las Vegas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.87 law-abiding acts per hour.