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Lowest Crime Rates: 479thLargest Agricultural Sector: 555thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 715th
The Sanation Government of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Narod wspanialy, tylko ludzie kurwy
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Pol-Lithuania

Population6.717 billion

CapitalWarsaw
LeaderAlexy Piast
FaithChristianity

CurrencyVisegrad
AnimalEagle

The Sanation Government of Pol-Lithuania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexy Piast with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.717 billion Intermarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Intermarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,853 trillion Visegrads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 275,905 Visegrads, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, Alexy Piast can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pol-Lithuania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pol-Lithuania is ranked 244,876th in the world and 19th in Nova Asiana for Most Armed, with 0.1 Weapons Per Person.

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Highest Average Incomes: 2,658thSmartest Citizens: 3,123rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,663rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,898thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,177thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,227thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,727thMost Authoritarian: 5,730thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,058thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,520thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,954thLargest Mining Sector: 7,344thMost Cultured: 7,764thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,332ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,494thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,847thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,897thHighest Economic Output: 9,121stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,286thMost Conservative: 10,149thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,707thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,809thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,856thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,915thBest Weather: 16,034thMost Extreme: 21,703rd
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pol-Lithuania's influence in Nova Asiana rose from "Zero" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, Alexy Piast can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Pol-Lithuania relocated from The Sovereign States to Nova Asiana.
  • : Pol-Lithuania's influence in The Sovereign States rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, contestants on Pol-Lithuania's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Pol-Lithuania's influence in The Sovereign States rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".

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