The Republic of Pizza Napoli is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.577 billion Pizza Napolians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Administration and Environment not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pizza Napolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,477 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 224,637 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,707,751 per year while the poor average 8,195, a ratio of 208 to 1.

Oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, and there's some really clean windows in Pizza Napolian houses. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pizza Napoli's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pizza Napoli is ranked 651^st in the world and 14^th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Most Corrupt Governments, with 575.87 kickbacks per hour.