The Republic of Pizza Napoli is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.083 billion Pizza Napolians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Administration and Environment not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pizza Napolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,971 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 243,879 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,758,139 per year while the poor average 10,839, a ratio of 162 to 1.

Local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process, and criminals tell the police where their jurisdiction ends. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pizza Napoli's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pizza Napoli is ranked 248,226^th in the world and 15^th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 454.76 on the Societal Mobility Rating.