The Republic of Pizza Napoli is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.638 billion Pizza Napolians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Administration and Environment not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pizza Napolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,497 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 225,551 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,695,440 per year while the poor average 8,603, a ratio of 197 to 1.

The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, the internal market is thriving, and fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pizza Napoli's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pizza Napoli is ranked 285,498^th in the world and 9^th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -216.38 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.