The Kingdom of Photrisians is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 7.198 billion Photrisiansians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Social Policy, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 37.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Photrisiansian economy, worth 337 trillion cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,875 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, almost all products in Photrisians are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Photrisians flights to avoid the pay lavatories, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Photrisians's national animal is the legendary card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Photrisians is ranked 210,724^th in the world and 137^th in Komut Universe for Safest, scoring 36.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.