The Queendom of Owltino is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.818 billion Owltinoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Owltinoan economy, worth 594 trillion Mikas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 40,136 Mikas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 258,684 per year while the poor average 2,516, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Owltino's national animal is the Owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Owltino is ranked 120,981^st in the world and 4^th in Altino for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.