The Republic of Oslasa35 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.768 billion Oslasa35ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oslasa35ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,850 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 238,264 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader is worshipped as a god, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa35's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oslasa35 is ranked 145,072^nd in the world and 5,828^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,316.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.