Population | 7.522 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | swan |
The Republic of Oslasa35 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.522 billion Oslasa35ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Oslasa35ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,761 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 234,191 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Third world countries are rich in "I Love Oslasa35 City" t-shirts, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa35's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Oslasa35 is ranked 115,519th in the world and 1,790th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 328.72178961792 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, third world countries are rich in "I Love Oslasa35 City" t-shirts.
- : Oslasa35 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, babies are a small but significant export.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, visitors to Oslasa35 are microchipped and must be escorted by an Oslasa35ian soldier - even to the bathroom.