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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 397thLargest Mining Sector: 1,028thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,544th
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
God, Homeland, Liberty
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Oslasa35

Population7.522 billion

Currencydollar
Animalswan

The Republic of Oslasa35 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.522 billion Oslasa35ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oslasa35ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,761 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 234,191 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Oslasa35 City" t-shirts, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa35's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oslasa35 is ranked 115,519th in the world and 1,790th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 328.72178961792 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 397thLargest Mining Sector: 1,028thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,544thLargest Black Market: 2,749thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,828thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,520thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,835thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,236thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,574thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,720thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,964thMost Patriotic: 6,025thMost Avoided: 6,433rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,516thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,896thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,265thNudest: 13,253rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,447thHighest Economic Output: 14,653rdTop
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Most Devout: 15,137thLowest Crime Rates: 15,968thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,985thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,346thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,388thLargest Governments: 20,644thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,394thHealthiest Citizens: 22,618th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 93rd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 142nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 144th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 166th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 209th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 223rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 309th in the regionMost Avoided: 388th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 402nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 428th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 432nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 447th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 529th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 537th in the regionNudest: 606th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 723rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 836th in the regionMost Devout: 866th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,013th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, third world countries are rich in "I Love Oslasa35 City" t-shirts.
  • : Oslasa35 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, visitors to Oslasa35 are microchipped and must be escorted by an Oslasa35ian soldier - even to the bathroom.

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