Population | 5.317 billion |
Capital | Xovatova |
Leader | Pilot Montelo II |
Faith | The Church of the Flying Dodo |
Currency | airline mile |
Animal | dodo bird |
The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Pilot Montelo II with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.317 billion Osheigans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xovatova. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Osheigan economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion airline miles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 242,951 airline miles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, anti-government web sites are springing up, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Flying Dodo.
Osheiga is ranked 805th in the world and 1st in Trading Cards for Lowest Crime Rates, with 178.19 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Osheiga appointed The Paused Incinerator of Card Cleaver as Cardboard with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Trading Cards.
- : Osheiga appointed The Trading Rainbow Bird of BR Arliz as Cardboard with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Trading Cards.
- : Following new legislation in Osheiga, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
- : Following new legislation in Osheiga, anti-government web sites are springing up.
- : Osheiga was reclassified from "Tyranny by Majority" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Osheiga, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Osheiga lodged a message on the Trading Cards Regional Message Board.
- : Osheiga approved the World Assembly proposal "Local Demilitarisation Convention".
- : Osheiga approved the World Assembly proposal "Declaration On Muffins".
- : Osheiga created a new poll in Trading Cards: "Are your dispatches okay?".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Card Cleaver and Enderstan9.