The Grand Duchy of Ooferian Farmer Army 88 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 2.621 billion Ooferian Farmer Army 88ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 38.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Ooferian Farmer Army 88ian economy, worth 89.5 trillion banks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,138 banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, visitors to Ooferian Farmer Army 88 are microchipped and must be escorted by an Ooferian Farmer Army 88ian soldier - even to the bathroom, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooferian Farmer Army 88's national animal is the card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ooferian Farmer Army 88 is ranked 246,347^th in the world and 409^th in Oofery for Most Beautiful Environments, with 267.17 pounds of wildlife per square mile.