The Jingoistic States of Lunitanyintinitzgouttopia is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 514 million Lunitanyintinitzgouttopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lunitanyintinitzgouttopian economy, worth 68.6 trillion State Issued Compliance Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,530 State Issued Compliance Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, and owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunitanyintinitzgouttopia's national animal is the Capybara , which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lunitanyintinitzgouttopia is ranked 148,937^th in the world and 1^st in Helvete for Safest, scoring 60.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.