The Queendom of Nicoyanas is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 16.53 billion Nicoyanasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 25.0%.

The Nicoyanasian economy, worth 618 trillion betales a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 37,436 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicoyanas's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nicoyanas is ranked 199,529^th in the world and 2^nd in Pitcairn Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.