The Ecclesiastical Republic of Nexexen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Archchancellor of Nexexen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.4 billion Nexecians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nordica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nexecian economy, worth a remarkable 4,471 trillion communes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 169,363 communes, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Nexexen, and most ambassadors from Nexexen retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nexexen's national animal is the collared dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nexexen is ranked 11,068^th in the world and 560^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,305.36 on the Gilded Widget Scale.