The Kingdom of Neo Hungarica is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Menelis with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 16.92 billion Neo Hungaricans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Budapest. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo Hungarican economy, worth a remarkable 4,241 trillion Fiorentines a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 250,662 Fiorentines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, the new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime is totally unknown. Neo Hungarica's national animal is the Sensitive turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is garabonciás.

Neo Hungarica is ranked 25,910^th in the world and 1,483^rd in Osiris for Most Patriotic, with 41.65 flags saluted per person per day.