The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Isabel Díaz Ayuso with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.749 billion Nadir Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrit. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth an astonishing 13,012 trillion Gold Euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 525,797 Gold Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,633,870 per year while the poor average 26,856, a ratio of 135 to 1.

Many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward, children have one piggy bank for fun and another to avoid crippling medical debt, they say marriage really does shorten your life, and claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Voxemita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.

Nadir Dystopia is ranked 1,280^th in the world and 72^nd in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 18,493.36 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.