The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Isabel Díaz Ayuso with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.266 billion Nadir Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrit. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth an astonishing 14,009 trillion Gold Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 533,366 Gold Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,568,221 per year while the poor average 30,073, a ratio of 118 to 1.

Schoolkids are often mistaken for fast food workers, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, citizens wouldn't recognise President Isabel Díaz Ayuso if they passed one another on the street, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Voxemita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.

Nadir Dystopia is ranked 13^th in the world and 1^st in Balder for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 63,571.11 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.