The Grand Islamic Empire of Moordeanea is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ameerus Augustus with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.479 billion Moordeaneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Greater Jacobus Metropolitan Area. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Moordeanean economy, worth 681 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 152,216 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moordeanea's national animal is the Zillo Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Salafi Islam.

Moordeanea is ranked 8,139^th in the world and 1^st in Centre of Knowhere Union for Nicest Citizens, with 37.29 average smiles per day.