The Republic of Marinebr3 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.994 billion Marinebr3ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The powerhouse Marinebr3ian economy, worth 626 trillion currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 89,558 currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 293,698 per year while the poor average 20,495, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Marinebr3's radio stations, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, and Marinebr3ian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting. Crime is relatively low. Marinebr3's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Marinebr3 is ranked 11,283^rd in the world and 4^th in 1000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,544.58 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.