by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 6,717thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,610thMost Devout: 13,466th
The Stonewalled Citadel of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Semper paratus, semper audacia.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Mafsachufetts Bay

Population1.824 billion

LeaderSovereign Celestine

CurrencyMaſsachuſetts pound

The Stonewalled Citadel of Mafsachufetts Bay is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sovereign Celestine with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.824 billion Maſsachuſites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Maſsachuſettsian economy, worth 60.0 trillion Maſsachuſetts pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,887 Maſsachuſetts pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, the Maſsachuſettsian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mafsachufetts Bay's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mafsachufetts Bay is ranked 195,197th in the world and 256th in Thaecia for Most Armed, with 0.22 Weapons Per Person.

Most Influential: 6,717thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,610thTop
Most Devout: 13,466thBest Weather: 13,605thMost Income Equality: 18,684thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,685thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,530thMost Authoritarian: 21,232ndHealthiest Citizens: 22,213thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,731stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,718th
Most Devout: 21st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 24th in the regionMost Income Equality: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 36th in the region

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