The Grand Emirate of Juba is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Danial Chovy with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.813 billion Jubans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Healthcare, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danchovy Town. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Juban economy, worth 828 trillion Danchovies a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 93,984 Danchovies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, Danial Chovy's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, board shorts have replaced board rooms, and city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Juba's national animal is the Timberwolf Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Juba is ranked 93,249^th in the world and 2,556^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 89.28 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.